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striderbeegood:

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

BUT NEITHER DOES HER SISTER WITH THE YELLOW TAIL AND GREEN BRA

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ABOUT THE LITTLE MERMAID?  

I DON’T KNOW BUT IT SEEMED NECESSARY?

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE DIFFERENT HAIR COLOR?  I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS GENETICALLY POSSIBLE WITH JUST TWO PARENTS!  SOMEONE WITH SCIENCE FIGURE THIS OUT!

ARE THEY ACTUALLY SISTERS? BECAUSE, HAIR COLOR ASIDE THE GENETICS BEHIND DIFFERENT TAIL COLORS (BEING SO DISTINCT) WOULD BE EVEN MORE IMPROBABLE

I MEAN, WE NEVER SEE A MOTHER!  THERE COULD BE MULTIPLE WOMEN INVOLVED IN TRITON’S LOVE LIFE!

PERHAPS THEY’RE HALF-SISTERS? OR MAYBE THEY DYED THEIR HAIR? COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT THEY DYED THEIR TAILS AS WELL?

I’M PRETTY SURE ALL OF THOSE HAIR COLORS COULD COME FROM TWO PARENTS. LIKE, IF TRITON HAS BRUNETTE AND REDHEAD ALLELES AND THE MOM HAS BLONDE AND REDHEAD ALLELES THIS IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE. AND IF WE ASSUME THAT TAIL COLOR IS CONTROLLED SEPARATELY FROM HAIR COLOR I FAIL TO SEE AN ISSUE. MERMAIDS COULD HAVE.. THEY COULD EVEN BE CODOMINANT. SO THEY’RE ALL EITHER RED DOMINANT OR BLUE DOMINANT. DIFFERENT COMBINATIONS OF EITHER RED OR BLUE ALLELES COULD ACCOUNT FOR ALL OF THEM. THERE.

Only on tumblr will you see a discussion about the science behind physical traits of characters in a Disney movie

YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCREAMING GET WITH THE PROGRAM

OKAY BUT LOOK AT THE EYES. ALL OF THEM HAVE THE SAME EYES BUT ARIEL’S ARE DIFFERENT. NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT EYE COLOR BECAUSE I CAN BARELY SEE THAT BUT THEIR EYE SHAPE, ARIEL HAS DIFFERENT EYES. SO YEAH THAT’S AN ANIMATION THING THAT THEY MAKE HER SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SO SHE STANDS OUT AS THE MAIN CHARACTER BUT STILL MAYBE ONLY SHE HAS A DIFFERENT MOM. THAT MIGHT EXPLAIN HER PERSONALITY DIFFERENCE AND WHY SHE’S SO STUPID AND REBELLIOUS FOR NO REASON.  BUT TO HAVE AN AFFAIR AFTER SIX KIDS IS KIND OF TERRIBLE FOR A KING THOUGH I MEAN NOT THAT IT’S UNLIKELY OR ANYTHING BUT THAT HE GOT ANOTHER WOMAN PREGNANT AND STILL TOOK IN THE KID DESPITE THAT THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE AFFAIR WOULD PROBABLY DROP HIS REPUTATION PRETTY LOW. BUT THEN THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY WE DON’T SEE THEIR MOTHER BECAUSE AFTER ARIEL SHE WAS PISSED AND LEFT HIM.

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uncle-tomfoolery:

i love zodiacbaby's voice!!

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Kanye's sooooooooo right! The only disadvantage Black people had in the 60's was paparazzi and gossip blogs talking about us. The pics of us being beaten, hanged, sprayed with fire hydrants wasn't all that bad. Our only problem was the paparazzi. :-) Poor Kanye, the paparazzi got a pic of him sneezing and he needs to start a civil rights movement for celebs.

uncle-tomfoolery:

Drag him. DRAG HIMMMM

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